This email was sent to me and normally I just hit the delete button but this one caught my eye and I thought I would share these with you.
Ever wonder.....
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway nad put our useless junk in the garage?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
I hope this makes you have a laugh and also wonder WHY???
Arlene
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